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Hi I'm Alex

Dear girl next to me at the gym,

I don’t care how flexible you are, humping the ground in a lunge position doesn’t stretch shit.  

February 10th 6:58pm | 1 note
Tags: why, what makes that seem ok, oh god, get some longer shorts,
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