the worst writing assignments are the ones where you have to write about your own writing
- Interviewer: You were a feature performer on Kanye West's latest record and now you find yourself up against him at the Grammys... he kind of has a reputation for being competitive at award shows...
- Justin: Yeah...
- Interviewer: First of all, if you win, do you think he'll let you finish your acceptance speech?
- Justin: Yeah, maybe... he will. Well what's funny is, I have to defend Kanye for a real quick sec here, because I really like him and he's been so good to me. He reminds me of a guy I grew up with, and... the thing that nobody talks about when that whole debacle went down is that he was right. I mean... the Beyonce video was the best video of the decade... so... that's that.
sweet grandma’s spatula I am exhausted
all things might wind up, but they always unravel
And I’ll watch you with eyes that can see, I can see
that you’re too good a pulling that wool over me
Now I’ll fight, but there’s nothing here I find to resist,
and the wind started up, and the lady is risen” —
I would rather be stuck in an endless Nickelback concert surrounded by belligerent people than go to chem lab right now
What if we had 3 month long vacations in the fall instead of summer?